WERE THE SQUAD. THE COOL SQUAD.

OH YOU WANT SOMETHING FUNNY?



So I roll around in the store sometimes. My day is normally unproductive.

There's a Wheelchair at the RIFTSTO



At 9 o'clock this morning (9:11 to be exact) I find myself engulfed by an extreme desire to lather myself in the busom of a man I've never met or ever known up until fairly recently. His humor is dark and at the same time silly and- GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG LLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE. HE'S AS BORED AS I AM. LOL.

I'm actually pretty creepy talking about some guy I've never met- But seriously I'm totally gonna stalk him, I fucking hyperventilate with laughter because I totally get it.
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Anyways, so updates on art n' shit- I don't have my own computer anymore- secondly, I have no camera anymore either. So all you get is poop.

I understand you- guy who likes to play with macaroni pieces


POOP. POOP EVERYWHERE...

2010-12-07 13:13:50 by dreamzmighty

SHIT BE GOIN' DOWN.

Iunno.

POOP. POOP EVERYWHERE...


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2010-07-04 16:43:58 by dreamzmighty

I'm looking at one right now. It's for an online game called Neverland. I don't think I'd ever play it. But there it is.

... You can tell I'm bored right?

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SHIT BE HITTING THE WALLS

2010-03-21 01:40:58 by dreamzmighty
Updated

So I found this old still life that I love. It's like. So cool looking with it's corn. And Reflection of the corn. And I look at the rating after I put it up here. And it was rated like... a 2. It's so depressing when I really like something and no one else does, and when I put up a doodle people love it. I need to work on my likes and dislikes, seriously guyees. Seriously.

What's wrong with it!? WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT!?!?!

SHIT BE HITTING THE WALLS



I've been waiting for my stuff to come back. I had packed it all away. And now I am finally ready to get back in!

... But at the same time- I am trying to get a program to work on my computer. It's an odd one...

You can't spell cake without fat fag!


Introducing- HOMOS ON ICE!

2009-12-29 00:54:38 by dreamzmighty

Okay- So- As offensive as the title of this entry is. I will speak on an unrelated note. I have a question for the few people who might read this- What should I focus on? I've tried realism, cartoons, different kind of paints (Which I'll only be using water color thank you. C: ) abstract and .... Well. That's really the basis.

Is there anything you'd like to see more of?

UNFINISHED PICTURE OF VOMIT. It smells like strawberries and detergent.

Introducing- HOMOS ON ICE!


... AND THEN EVERYONE DIES!

2009-10-08 13:19:25 by dreamzmighty

Hello, I haven't used this yet. So I've decided to make a nice little post.... Or there is the possibility I will go off on a rant about something strange that probably will be skipped over by many of you. Anyways. So to get started, let me introduce myself. My name is Kathleen Shoemake. I've known Newgrounds for a very long time. And I'm glad they didn't have an art portal when I was younger or I would have been ripped a new hole by some people. Ha ha. I graduated high school not too long ago, and for a while wasn't doing any art. And still it's a bit hard to find the motivation to do such. Though motivation can come out of anything.

Let's see.... I'm not very good at critiquing, but I feel I am pretty good about teaching someone how to push out their abilities and improve. It might not be quick. But it WILL help. On that note, send me a message if you want any help or advice... Not that I'm the best or anything of the sort. I just know art really well (Again, even though I'm not the best, I still know a thing or two)

I would go on a long rant about how probably that I'm sick, or that I'm sick and I just got a new job. What a bummer, right? But I'm not going to go on a long rant about that- OH NO! I'm going to instead tell you that I AM working on more art. I want to get into flash... But I don't have the money, the computer, and.... Yeah I have the time. I might be working. But I still have no life. Actually, speaking of my computer, it's a piece of turd. All photo shopped pieces you've seen took longer than what newer versions take. By a lot. And it doesn't do any neat tricks. But it's more challenging that way... At least that's what I keep telling myself.

I'm glad you took the time to read all of that! If you just skipped down and randomly saw this line, that's okay too. But either if you didn't read it, or if you did. I'd still like a comment. Cool.

... AND THEN EVERYONE DIES!